Top Funny Facebook Statuses
I’ve seen lots of funny statuses on Facebook. Here comes the best of them, my top 20 funny Facebook statuses.
20. Mark feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
19. Anna used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
18. Mark is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
17. Mark says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
16. Anna is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd
15. Mark is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
14. Anna thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
13. Mark Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
12. Anna "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."
11. Anna Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
10. Mark is normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
09. Anna is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute
08. Anna Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
07. Mark Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead.
06. Mark Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
05. Mark I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.
04. Mark I've always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
03. Anna never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
02. Anna Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
01. Anna I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
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