NEW SEXUAL PHILOSOPHY
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
"Would you like to hear my sexual philosophy?" the boss asked the new coder.
"Why yes sir, I think that would be interesting," she responded.
"It's really quite simple," he said. "Get it Up... Get in In... Get it Off... and Get it Home."
"Hmmmmmmm," she mused. "Sounds like the Four-Get-It system to me!"