ODE TO OVALTINE
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
Uncle Jack and Aunty Mable
Fainted at the breakfast table.
Let this be an awful warning...
Not to do it in the morning.
Ovaltine has put them right,
Now they do it morn and night.
Uncle Jack is hoping soon
To do it in the afternoon.
Hark the herald angels sing,
Ovaltine is a damned good thing!