LOVE POTION
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
A young man was smitten by a very lovely young lady. Unfortunately she did, not return the feeling. In desperation he went and visited a group of witches searching for a love potion.
They informed him that they no longer provided such an item. It was highly unethical to administer a potion to someone without her permission.
They did have an alternate solution. They sold him a bottle of small white pellets. He was to bury one in her yard every night at midnight for a month.
He returned to the witches six weeks later excited and thankful. He and the young lady were to wed in a month.
The witch told him, "Nothin' says lovin' like something from a coven and pills buried say it best."