REASONS THANKSGIVING DINNER IS BETTER THAN SEX
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
* You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
* The turkey never suffers from modesty.
* You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.
* You are expected to pass the dishes around.
* There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.
* They give you the day off with pay to have dinner.
* Thanksgiving dinner is a "sure" thing.
* Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!
* You're expected to fall asleep after dinner.
* You are expected to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.