DRACULA'S REINCARNATIONS
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
Dracula was killed one day and up he was due to be re-incarnated. He was refused because of all the sins that he had done going around sucking blood and killing. He was finally given another chance to redeem himself. Dracula was sent to earth, BUT not in a human form. He would only be re-incarnated into any other living things of his choice.
Still unrepentant, Dracula said, "OK, I want to become a living thing with wings and suck blood, heh..heh..heh."
"So be it".....and Dracula was changed into a vampire bat.
So back to earth he went, flying around sucking the blood of animals until one day when he got killed by a farmer.
Feeling a bit sheepish he requested for another chance. After much pleading he was given another chance. He was told that he will be sent back again but not as a human or a bat. Dracula was asked, "What will it be this time?"
Still adamant, Dracula said, "I'll still want to be a living thing with wings and suck blood!" After much consideration Dracula was turned into a mosquito.
So, back to earth again he went, flying around and sucking blood until one day, SPLAT! he was squashed by his victim.
Feeling stupid, Dracula again requested for one last chance to redeem himself. Consent was finally given but this time Dracula cannot become a living thing. Dracula can only be turned into a NON-living thing of his choice.
Still stubborn, Dracula said, "Okaayyy.. then turn me in to a non-living thing with wings that sucks blood!! heh.. heh.. heh.."
No problem.....Dracula was changed into a non-living thing that sucks blood. Dracula became a Stayfree maxi-pad!