SIGNS YOU WORK WITH A WEREWOLF
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
* Still hasn't forgiven Michael J. Fox for "Teen Wolf."
* Newly installed keg of Nair in men's room.
* His Wolfman Jack impression is eerily authentic.
* Five o'clock shadow appears around 8:30 am.
* Only *guy* you know who circles several days a month in red on his desk calendar.
* Says, "Great job on the Hanrahan account!" and then humps your leg.
* Domino's guy asks, "who ordered the large Cheese and Raw Beef Special?"
* Adamantly refuses to drink Coors Light.
* In lieu of annual bonus, prefers a good scratching behind the ears.
* Suddenly sports a beard when mooned at office holiday party.
* Water cooler conversations always end with talk of "kickin' Ol' Yellar's ass."
* "Severance pay" has taken on a whole new meaning lately..
* Vending machine always out of Milk Bones.
* Your sarcastic little "Bite me!" nets you 12 stitches.
* Always calls in sick with "mange."
* Coughs up a hairball during morning staff meeting.
* Has more hair on his back than you've got on your head, and he's NOT ED ASNER!