WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE AN EASTER EGG
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes you three minutes to get hard.
* The only person who sits on your face is your mother.
* You come in a box with eleven other guys!!!
* You get tossed in the trash when they're finished with you.