RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEERRudolph the red nosed wino,
Last Updated on Thursday, 04 November 2010 10:58
Rudolph the red nosed wino,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you got too close to him,
He would take off his clothes.
All of the other winos,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any wino games.
Then one chilly Christmas Eve,
Rudolph froze to death in an alley.
End of story.