TOP TEN CHRISTMAS GIFTS OF 1999
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
10. Vibrators -- Surprise Mom this Christmas with a gift she can enjoy all year long!
9. Fart Fresheners -- Kinda like odor eaters for yer asshole.
8. Gift Certificates To Your Local Whorehouse -- Did anyone say STD? It's the gift that keeps on giving!
7. Pit Bulls -- These dogs make great pets...and are great for warding off unwanted law enforcement officers!
6. Pepper Spray -- The kids can play some funny pranks at school with this!
5. Jock Straps -- They're definitely becoming a fashion MUST!!!
4. Crack Pipes -- Grandma will LOVE her new crackpipe! (or did she want a crock pot???)
3. Mouse Balls -- It never hurts to have a couple extra balls for your PC mouse...just in case.
2. Crotchless Long Johns -- Eskimos say there's nothing sexier than seeing their wives or girlfriends in crotchless long johns.
1. KY Jelly -- It's cheap, and everyone loves a well-lubed rodgering from time to time.