A CAT'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip,
Eleven tasty cat treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of tissue,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five milk jug rings,
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mice,
And a hamster in a plastic ball!!