FRACTURED CHRISTMAS CAROLS
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:
DECK THE HALLS:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly...
WE THREE KINGS:
We three kings of porridge and tar..
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me..
WINTER WONDERLAND:
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN:
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice...
THE FIRST NOEL:
Noel. Noel. Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim...
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER:
Olive, the other reindeer...
You'll go down in listerine!
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN:
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say...
SILENT NIGHT:
Sleep in heavenly peas...
JINGLE BELLS:
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay...
OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL:
Come, froggy faithful...