MALE DRINKING HABITS
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's gay.