DRUNK SAILOR
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
A drunken sailor on liberty got into a big mud puddle in the street and was looking for something there.
Soon two other sailors came over and asked him: "Hey, bud, what are you looking for?"
"You better give me a hand, men," said the drunk.
The new arrivals walked into the puddle too and set about searching something unknown. At last the first drunk got out of the puddle and exclaimed: "I've found it!"
"What did you find?"
"The shore!" he exclaimed.