ORANGE?
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
A man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?"
Doctor scratches his head and says, "I've never seen anything like it. Take these pills and come back in a week and see if there are any changes".
The guy comes back in a week, his penis is still orange.
Doctor says, "Let's see if we can figure out what is causing this. Tell me about your life-style".
Guy says, "I'm single, live alone, just a normal type."
Doctor: "How do you spend your evenings?"
"I like to watch porn videos and eat Cheetos. Why?"