SHINGLES
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
A man walked into a doctor's office. What do you have?" the receptionist asked him.
"Shingles," he replied.
She told him to sit down.
Soon a nurse called him and asked, "What do you have?"
"Shingles," he replied.
She took his blood pressure, weight, and complete medical history. Then she took him to a room, told him to remove all of his clothes, and left.
After a few minutes the doctor came in and asked, "What do you have?"
"Shingles," the man told him.
The doctor looked him up and down and asked, "Where? I don't see them."
"Out on the truck. Where do you want me to unload them?"