LUNCH
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
Mr. Jones has an operation on his throat, so the only way he can get nourishment is to be force-fed with a machine, through the rectum. After three days of this, Mr. Jones calls for the nurse.
He groans, "Nurse, is there another one of these machines in the hospital?"
She says, "Yes, sir."
He asks, "Could you roll it in here?"
She says, "Of course, sir. But why?"
He grunts, "I want you too have lunch with me tomorrow."