MAKING THE TEAM
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class.
The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Why are you wearing a football jersey?"
She replied, "Why, I bought it and own it, why shouldn't I wear it?"
He said, "You're not supposed to wear it unless you've made the team."
"Oh," she replied sweetly, "Who did I miss?"