ASS "EMOTICONS"
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
Ah, yes, those ubiquitous computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown, are becoming quite "ass-inine." To whit:
(_E=3Dmc2_) A smart ass
(_13_) An unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_!_) A regular "nice" ass
(__!__) A large ass
(!) A tight ass
(_._) A flat ass
(_^_) A bubbly ass
(_*_) A sore ass
(_!__) A lop-sided ass
{_!_} A squishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_O_) And more....
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) "Get off my ass"
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_o^o_) A wise ass
(_13_) An unlucky ass
(_?_) Dumb ass