CAT SCAN
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
A man took his dog to the Vet. He said, "Doctor, I think my dog is dead."
The Vet told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dogs ears, his nose and then walked all over him.
The Vet said, "Yep, your dog is dead. That will be $500 and $35 dollars."
The man said, "$500 and $35 dollars! What for?"
The Vet said, "$35 for the office visit and $500 for the cat scan."