WHAT TO DO IF YOU RUN OVER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAT
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
* Wedge the cat under the neighbor's tire so they think they did it.
* Paint a hexagram on their front lawn and put the cat in the middle so they think that crazy Satanist did it.
* Throw the cat into your other neighbor's yard.
* Put the cat in a tree. Call the fire department and let them try to explain it.
* Drive over the rest of the cats in the neighborhood and claim that you're on a "Mission From God."