THE ZOO KEEPER
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
There was this guy who was in the war and during conflict lost a very important part of his anatomy, so he decided he would never be able to get married. Then one day, while he was working at his job at the zoo as keeper of the gorillas, he met this lady and fell in love. They decided to get married, and after three months, she was pressuring him to consummate their marriage. He told her, "Tomorrow night."
He snuck home the next day while she was out and put a gorilla in the closet. That night, they got in bed and he got up and put the gorilla in bed with his wife. He got up early the next day and took the gorilla back to the zoo.
About 3 months later, his wife told him she was pregnant. When it came time for her to have the baby, he was a nervous wreck. When the doctor came out, he said "Is it a boy or a girl?"
The doctor said, "We don't know, we can't get the hairy bastard down off the light!"