THE CAMEL MECHANIC
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
Two desert travelers rented a Camel from Hertz-Rent-a-Camel. Out in the middle of the desert the camel stopped and laid down. The chaps could not get it to arise no matter what they tried.
They stopped a passing Caravan and asked the leader to send out a Camel Mechanic when they got to the nearest village.
A few hours later the Mechanic arrived. He looked in the Camel's mouth, ears, and up its rectum. He went to his tool bag and pulled out a large rubber headed sledge hammer. He raised this high in the air and brought it down on the Camel's belly, as hard as he could.
Well, that Camel let a Fart you could hear and smell as far away as 17 sand dunes. It then struggled to its feet.
"Ah ha!" the Mechanic said. "Just as I thought ... vapor locked!"