THE CAMEL'S HUMP
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
The sexual urge of the camel
Is greater than anyone thinks,
For 'tis recorded that once in a fit of wild passion
One tried to rape the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior opening
Was clogged by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile!