CITY SLICKER

Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00

Jokes - Animal jokes

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to start farming.  He goes to the local co-op and tells the man,  "Give me 100 baby chickens."  The co-op man complies.

A week later the man returns and says,  "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later the man returns.  This time he says,  "Give me 500 baby chickens."                                                                              

"Wow!"  the co-op man replies.  "You must really be doing well.

"Naw,"  said the man with a sigh.  "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"