THE CHICKEN
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD, PEANUTS STYLE!
CHARLIE BROWN: Good Grief! The chicken crossed the road to call me a Blockhead!
LUCY: The chicken crossing the road is merely a symptom of society's wishy-washiness. That will be 5 cents please.
PEPPERMINT PATTY: You see, Chuck, me and Marci were wondering if you'd like to come watch the chicken cross the road over at our house.
MARCI: We were, Sir?
LINUS: The chicken crossed the road in preparation for the coming of the Great Chicken who brings broth and noodles to children everywhere.
FRANKLIN: Sure, ask the black kid a question now! 40 years of no speaking roles, and now all I get is this chicken question!
SCHRODER: It was the great perambulance and grace of the aforementioned fowl that Beethoven sought to capture in this piece.
SALLY: Big Brother, are you sure chickens are allowed to cross the road without the crossing guard?
PIG PEN: To get to the filthy chicken coop.
SNOOPY: It was SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME!
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SPIKE: He was going to visit a brother who looks just like him (except for a mustache and hat) and hangs out in the desert in Needles, California. This having no connection or relevance to the other chickens crossing the road.