THINGS TO DO DURING PET APPRECIATION WEEK
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
* Lick your dog's face.
* Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.
* Mark your territory by peeing on the couch.
* Bring your cat a dead bird.
* Make a real effort to learn to purr.
* Spend a day with your head stuck in a bird cage.
* Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really awful.
* Sniff your neighbor's butt.
* Bite the mailman.
* Eat supper on the floor.