Blonde jokes 1
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex.She kicks the car door open.
What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.
A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?
A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"