THE SEARCHING BLONDE
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
A cop saw a blonde down on her knees under a streetlight.
"Can I help you?" he asked.
"I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for it," replied the blonde.
"Did you drop it right here?" asked the cop.
"No," she responded, "I dropped it about a block away, but the light's better here."