BLONDE BANKING
Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
A blonde girl in tears came running to her father.
"What's the matter?" asked the father.
"You gave me some bad financial advise," she said.
"I did? What did I tell you?"
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about, that's one of the largest banks in the world," he said. "Surely there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," said the blonde girl. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'No Funds'."