Funny Facebook Quotes

Written by Little genius

Will someone please explain this horoscope change thing to me, you know.. like you would to a three year old. I don’t get it.

It looks like it is a lot warmer inside my freezer than outside the house.

Dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
o Comment: Whats the the real problem here? Are you getting tired of people questioning you?

Trying to remember where i parked my car today. I need a car locator.
o Comment: You need to come home.
o Response: I can’t. Did you not see I can’t find my car.

Frustrated….Alltel Frustrates the Heck out of me… (((((SCREAM)))))
o Comment: Amen sister! I’m so done!
o Comment: Me too… their system sucks!!! I am not doing AT&T either.
o Comment: verizon, had it since I was 16, no problems!!!

”oh-FEE-uh-kuss”…thanks Google and Wikipedia for helping me out there :o )
o Comment: But, I don’t wanna be a virgo…
o Response: It only applies to folks born after 2009 is what I heard on Fox News earlier. But it was Fox News; so that information is probably blatantly wrong…
o Comment: I’ve heard it only applies to people born after 2009, but I’ve also heard it applies to everyone. I’m confused. Thankfully I don’t actually live by that stuff :P But I still don’t wanna be a Leo.. I liked being a Virgo.

Okay, admit it without me your life wouldn’t be the same! :)

Is super stoked to get her hair cut after work tonight! :)
o Comment: I knew you wouldn’t grow it out haha.
o Comment: What about the dream!!!????? You can’t ignore that stuff ya know. Bad carma

YeeHaw! Its supposed to get above freezing today! First time in awhile now and 34 sure sounds warm…

I have a sudden urge to put on a head warmer and my leg warmers… who is game….